Alo, Salut, Sunt Eu, Un Haiduc

[Timbala]

Before I begin the story,i warn you:You will not be able to understand much.Like the title.Ramoth might.Dont you spoil the suprise Ramoth!

"Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma,nu ma iei!" growled Dragonosta.Maia ran from the room and slammed the door.She proceeded through the front door and slammed it behind her.Hours later,Dragonosta called her and left a message saying: "Ti-am dat beep,si sunt voinic,dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic." Maia listened to the message and called back.Dragonosta answered as she said,"Te un,sa-ti spun,ce cimt,acum,dragostea mea, fericirea mea.....Te iubesc." Dragonosta nearly dropped the phone."I. .. eu te iubesc prea .. .. eu te iubesc mult mai mult apoi m-am gândit." Maia smiled."Dragostea mea, esti un Picasso de cuvinte ..." Dragonosta laughed."Ai alway lumina inima mea, atunci când eu sunt trist! Iată de ce te iubesc." Maia grinned. Dragonosta said sadly,"Despre ultima noapte .. eu sunt sorry.But, eu sunt un haiduc.I au la m leave.I 'Maia pare rău. Nu vreau să ... Dar ei vor fd me.They va dăuna tine. Să ne întâlnim la parc o ultima oară. " Maia looked as if she had been slapped."Oh ... bine."The next day at the park,Dragonosta and Maia met under their favorite linden tree."Maia, înainte să plec, vreau să te întreb ceva." said Dragonosta.He continued."Casatoreste-te cu mine, şi poartă-mi un child.I nu pasa cine sponsori pentru asta, chiar mi poarte copii." Maia nodded and said,"Yes.Yes voi! Eu va purta tu un copil, şi o dată vă veţi întoarce, vom fi de familie Dragonosta!" Dragonosta sighed and looked agonized."Nu se va întoarce, Maia.Not în viaţă, anyway.Let prietenii tăi cei mai de încredere ştiţi că sa căsătorit cu mine, că poartă copilul dumneavoastră este înrudit mea ... Pentru ca voi toţi să plâng bandă together.And că" Nanageddon " şi "Preot şi episodul Beast" a Mighty Boosh pentru mine. " Maia nodded as tears streamed down her face.Dragonosta drifted away at a slow walk,then burst into a run that carried him from Maia's gaze.The next day,Maia heeded Dragonosta's word exactly.She called her friend Zono,who owned a band called Ozone,and told her."Vrei să mă ajute ... cinsti memoria lui? El spune ca nu se va întoarce în viaţă, dar eu cred că el will.He este fericirea mea". Zono smiled and said,"Sure.He a fost un tip grozav." They went on the same way for two years,until one day,a half dagon being zipped through the city and into Maia's house to hide.When Maia saw the outlaw,she knew it was Dragonosta.Dragonosta went back to human form and hugged her. "Am fost eliminate din toate charges.By o formatie numita de ozon." he said,raising an eyebrow at Maia."Mi-ai spus să păstraţi memoria ta în viaţă, şi că este ceea ce am făcut." she chuckled.They were officially married under the linden tree,and De Dragoste Din Tei was played at the wedding.Ozone,of course,played it.Maia bore Dragonosta a fine son,healthy and alert.He,like his father,liked to be called,'Un Haiduc'.He was named,of course,Dragonastea Din Tei.Maia and Dragonosta became rulers of their land,peaceful and kind.Years passed,but they never aged.Dragonastea aged,but only to his parents age,then he stopped.It was the time of the Zephyr,a time of great change.Traitors ang in the courtyards!Dragonastea was shot down.Dead immediately!Pandmonium,arrows being flung,mayham!Dragonosta was down.Maia ran to his side as the traitors retreated."Dragostea mea, nu plânge pentru me.Do nu plânge pentru Dragonostea.We făcut-o pentru a proteja you.Remember aceste cuvinte pe moarte .... te iubesc .... de dragoste din tei." Maia wept and nodded as he slipped away and bled into her hands.She went to the cliffs....the only place where she could meet her precious husband and child once more.She sat on the edge of the steep cliff.As she stared below into the cold,dark abyss of nothingness,she knew,there was nothing better to do.She jumped.

Ramoth,you may transalte.
Its Romanian!

[Timbala]

That was strangly fun and oddly satisfying...I think i will write in different languages for a while now...

[Emerald]

I'd rather if you didn't. Our current policy is to delete posts in other lanuages since we can't moderate them.

[sandduner]

Thats from that Numa Numa song! i love that song!!!!

[Timbala]

Sory.Only the speaking.And thank you so much!I love that song too.Not all of it is from numa numa.And the title of the song is Dragostea Din Tei,or Love From the Linden Trees.

[sandduner]

Yeah, i saw the song lyrics in english, and i bothered my mom so much by listening to it..hehe

[Timbala]

me too.Love the song.I has such a great theme,the part that describes me the most is Alo,Salut,Sunt Ue,Un Haiduc.They make it sound like a question though....

[Ramoth]

omja! i wish i'd found this sooner! XD
lol, this is great

(i personally think it sounds German  ... or Polish... or Russian... uh oh! XP)

[Timbala]

Thanks.And,PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me what the word in ur siggie means XD

[sandduner]

I searched it. I think its some lung disease thing